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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I used to work in a well known supermarket chain
doing 'code control', which was basically checking the dates on items and removing them/reducing them to sell if they were out/going out of date.

I actually walked around talking to colleagues for eight hours a day, getting paid for it.


And I cost the supermarket £10,000 in damages by not doing my job and letting things go out of date, etc.

I got fired. But not for doing a shit job. It was for moving away and not talking to them for 11 weeks. I never even got my letter of dismissal through, just got told by a colleague over three months after I stopped turning up.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:30, Reply)

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