Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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There's no point in crying over spilled milk.As a shelf-stacking teen I knocked over a milk trolley spilling 72 pints of the stuff in the Supermarket's walk in fridge. An inch deep it was, and the place never quite smelled the same again. On another occasion I knocked over half a pallette 's worth of eggs - thousands of 'em! Made a right old mess - and I fucked off home and left my supervisor to clear up the mess. Then, to add insult to injury I later shagged his bird.
Didn't get fired though.
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