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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Not me but some of the muppets at work.
I'm a junior doctor and as such have to change jobs every year on the 1st of august. Everyone does, and has done, same day, for the last fifty years.

So on august 1st I turn up, along with 150 others to be told about fire safety and get my ID badge and parking permit. (Both Essential).

Unfortunately, the woman (who's one fucking job it is) who gives out ID badges, has gone on fucking holiday! For two weeks. If I hadn't already been working in the NHS for years I wouldn't believe it.

Anyway in the end someone else turns up who doesn't really know how to work the machine and we all have to wait in line for 2 hours. So two hours times 150 doctors hrly rates. She's cost the hospital thousands.

But no-one ever gets fired from the NHS for incompetence (thanksfully even doctors).
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:07, Reply)

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