Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
« Go Back
GravyOn the hob at a pub a used to work at there was always a big pan of stock to make gravy.... I pissed in it.
At the same pub a kid pissed its self in it's booster seat. Put it in the dish washer with the dishes.
At another pub I ate a whole tub of chocolate fudge sauce and vomited. Had the next 4 days off with sick pay.
More to come as I remember them. The last one will be the best, the night I actually got the sack.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:09, Reply)
« Go Back