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I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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ah, the joys of the night shift
Not doing any work is great but to liven up the boring 12 hour shift we...

played death metal cd's at ear splitting volumes at one end of the factory and Status Quo at the other

broke through the polystyrene ceiling of the office and stole the secretary's birthday cake

played hyper velocity cricket in the alleyways of the warehouse

spied on a scuffy middle-aged spastic having a wank in the toilet

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convinced our foreman to sleep off his big drink in the nurses office

Organized a mass walkout, 30+ people hiding behind the fire exit and laughing like kids when the boss wondered where we went

smoked lots of drugs

eventually I got tired of the long nights and took about 7 months off sick. I was essentially let go but "kept on the books" in case I ever wanted to return, so imagine my surprise when the company went under and I got a massive redundancy, including unpaid wages for every day of the 7 months and shift bonuses.

I went on holiday :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:22, Reply)

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