Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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wellat a grocery store...
working in produce i regularly took fruit back to check for product quality.
Pluots are very good.
wasnt 18 yet so i wasnt supposed to have a knife, operate machinery, or throw trash away.
so,
i carried my own knife,
pushed whatever buttons i wanted, and pitched 75 mph oranges into the dump.
last day i worked there came down with food poisoning or something... left work 5 hours early after telling my coworker to enjoy the evening as i was supposed to close.
ate a whole habanero pepper( drank a half gallon of milk in the process, and im not a big person, and kept it down.)
at a pizza place...
experimented with making food and whatnot and didnt really pay for it
served with one hand and ate with the same hand
not a big deal but it aggravated the manager.
water drips in the crust room and i just left like that.
5 second rule applied to food on the ground.
if i didnt want to put something through the washer i nonchalantly threw it into a corner to be picked up a few weeks later.
but, luckily, i was one of the better workers.
when i quit they said i have a standing job should i want it
length? 3-5 months.
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