Why should you be fired from your job?
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Driving a Honda CR-V?
Might want to check the front subframe, specifically the four corner collars inside. It's my job to weld them on and test one in every fifty. But do I do it?
Do I fuck. Still fill in the test log and tick all the 'pass' boxes though.
If you have a Nissan Almera you may wish to check the front subframe on that hasn't fallen to bits too cos I never checked them right and I was the final auditor. We had one fall off last year because of a missed weld but that wasn't one of mine. Or was it the Primera?
Anyway, I have a fork lift license now and whenever I fancy a break from putting those bloody collars on I jump on my little truck and whizz around like a five year old moving things about and putting them back again.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:10, Reply)
Might want to check the front subframe, specifically the four corner collars inside. It's my job to weld them on and test one in every fifty. But do I do it?
Do I fuck. Still fill in the test log and tick all the 'pass' boxes though.
If you have a Nissan Almera you may wish to check the front subframe on that hasn't fallen to bits too cos I never checked them right and I was the final auditor. We had one fall off last year because of a missed weld but that wasn't one of mine. Or was it the Primera?
Anyway, I have a fork lift license now and whenever I fancy a break from putting those bloody collars on I jump on my little truck and whizz around like a five year old moving things about and putting them back again.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:10, Reply)
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