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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Filthy virus writers
I was fired from a large british company that specialied in selling gas... It was a crap job, and so I didn't really argue when I was fired for writing viruses.

Ok... I couldn't really argue that I hadn't written 'virus'... but it was the word 'Virus' and it was written in big letters in MS Paint.

If they had fired me for the fact that I was often turning up an hour late... then I would have understood.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:43, Reply)

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