Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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sabotageI just sabotaged an expensive piece of engineering machinery at an unnamed production facility using a 6ft long piece of scaffold. It will take at least 5 hours to fix, during which time I was supposed to be taking a sample every 2 minutes... For 5 hours... Now, I'm eating bacon butties and surfing b3ta. I feel evul...
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