Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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ShenanigansI used to work full time at a big Asda.
It was shit, the customers were shitter and the management were the shittest of all.
So to pass the time on our department (the one that sold the great big TVs at low prices that packed in after a year but we gace away free 3 year guarantees with everything so the majority of our time was spent lugging broken sets through the warehouse) we'd indluge in shenanigans.
Not of a sexual nature, but stealing the highest value goods we could. (Although I do know of a few bummings that happened in the disabled loos).
My mum still uses the mobile that I robbed and the majority of my PS2 collection was shenaniganed.
Still, the cunts deserve to lose a few quid, I blame Victoria Wood.
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Charliemouse, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:38,
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