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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I'm only 'working' about 50% of the time. Most monday's I actually do fuck all except email mates about the previous and upcoming weekends. Still, at least there's nothing to steal here except pens otherwise I'd have more reason why I should be fired.
I also keep my mouth shut about the incompetence of those working on the same team so I can apply myself 50% of the time and still look like a fucking saviour.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:26, Reply)

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