Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
« Go Back
My trainerI have a shiny new job handling your enquiries about the fine you copped for being pissed in charge of a bicycle, and am currently in training. I like my trainer, who is good at her job and teaches boring material fairly well.
However, today she was showing examples on her laptop via a projector, and used the drop down menu on the IE address bar to navigate to our training database. This shows the recent browser history. Aside from some fairly obvious websites you might browse while working at a fines processing centre, such as the roads authority, maps websites, newspapers and email (we're allowed "reasonable use"), this URL stood out...
www.eros.com/
I don't know who owned the laptop, but I quite like the idea of our large, matter-of-fact trainer flicking her bean to goth porn. I would hate for her to be sacked.
I on the other hand should be sacked because I spend my time thinking how much I would like to perform acts of oral liquidity on the hairy-chested Irish backpacker in my team. (If you're reading this, sorry, I'm not one of the cute little Asian girls, but I'm sure they'd be up for it.)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35, Reply)
« Go Back