Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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my CV says'a highly skilled media researcher responsible for reporting on market and audience trends to a board level' blah blah blah
what it should say is:
'Spent an average of 6 hours a week in the gents toilets using a company mobile phone to frantically masturbate over pictures of teenage Thai girls in school uniforms being sodomised by middle aged european men'
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:34,
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