Why should you be fired from your job?
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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The football season begins tomorrow...
.....and as much as i detest the overpaid over hyped industry. I currently have 23 different fantasy teams that have taken up most of this week to choose. Appologies for those of you still waiting for your luggage to be returned from your holiday destination but f*kc it - i'm taking the kids to fcuking centre parks next month and you've at least been away somewhere decent whereas I'm going to fckuing centre parks - get that ????? fukciung CENTRE CtNTING PARKS. sH*T PLACE sH*T FOOD, HORRIBLE PEOPLE - I've also started picking my nose again for the 1st time in years (does this count as a sackable offence?)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:46, Reply)
.....and as much as i detest the overpaid over hyped industry. I currently have 23 different fantasy teams that have taken up most of this week to choose. Appologies for those of you still waiting for your luggage to be returned from your holiday destination but f*kc it - i'm taking the kids to fcuking centre parks next month and you've at least been away somewhere decent whereas I'm going to fckuing centre parks - get that ????? fukciung CENTRE CtNTING PARKS. sH*T PLACE sH*T FOOD, HORRIBLE PEOPLE - I've also started picking my nose again for the 1st time in years (does this count as a sackable offence?)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:46, Reply)
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