Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I was a complete slackerWhen I applied for my job, I was told that it required someone with a 'high boredom threshold'. It was my dream job, supervising a usually empty room, unlimited internet access, unlimited free food and coffee, and a twizzly chair.
Once I was 7 hours late for work and nobody even noticed.
A while later I got made redundant, but at least I got 6 good years of being paid to do nothing.
Aah, salad days!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:50, Reply)
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