Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Why? Do you need a reason?I work in a certain supermarket beginning with T and today I have worked on a £100,000 photo lab and it has broken no less than 7 times resulting in more than £500 in lost profit, I am currently drunk (no coincidence with damage inflicted today although I have been drunk on the job after trying the free Pimms offered in the store about 20 times....which isn't allowed even once!) I have also taken the entire stores petrol station out of action accidently as well as tills breaking when I go on or near them.
Here is a fuller list:
# Almost every till at work
# 2 Lottery Machines
# 2 Customer Service Tills
# 1 Switchboard
# 2 Managers Phones
# 18 Petrol pumps...at once
# 1 Air Pump
# 1 Photocopier...twice
# 1 Door
# Several Tables
# 1 Lift
# 2 Cupboards
# 1 Fuse Box
# 2 Beds
# 3 Mobile Phones
# Tens of Computers
# 1 photo lab....three times
# 2 Cameras
# 3 Security Cameras
....and thats just mainly at work..
...im cursed are'nt I?
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Jimbo314 is drunk on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:56,
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