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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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printing whoopsies
I work for a large electrical company printing bills (its shit but it is money).

However I have access to the print records and misspell certain peoples names on the addresses and drop in extra letters. e.g Mr Small became Mr P P Small etc

Because the call center upstairs is staffed by a lot of up their own arsed numpties they get the complaint phone calls.

Its the only way I can cope with the bordem
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 16:39, Reply)

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