Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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NationwideI used to have a crap data entry job at nationwide. The only internet site we could access was the Nationwide website. One day the chief executive had a webchat session and started by saying "Thanks for the amazing response, I've had over 300 questions." The thing was around 250 of these were from me, most of them song titles like "Why don't we do it in the road?" "If you can't do it when you're young when can you do it?" and trivia questions like "who won the fa cup in 1954?". About 60 were variations on "Why do you look like a gerbil?" but he chose not to answer those for some reason.
I also spent the last month there writing sarcastic notes to solicitors criticising their handwriting and changing every 100th page in the photocopier for a sheet saying "CUNT" in 200 point arial.
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Zuowan, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:00,
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