Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Seems almost tame, doesn't it?- I regularly spend hours standing in the warehouse, looking at the stock but doing nothing with it.
- I spent a large portion of this weekend making a smiley face on the wall in stickers.
- I mentally badmouth the overlords - sorry, the upper staff - whenever given orders.
Actually, any normal employee would do this sort of thing.
Though I did have a wank in the toilets when I was bored a couple of weeks ago.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:35, Reply)
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