Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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sex, drugs and generally pisstakeryIn my old job (in a bar), I would often turn up to work stoned and smoke it on the premises. I also had sex in practically every room in the place (even giving a blowjob on the roof once and fucking one of my bosses in the Ladies toilets). I held a seance in one of the cellars and a painting of my penis still hangs in the flat upstairs.
And to think I feel guilty for sly fag breaks nowadays.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 21:44, Reply)
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