Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I work as a carpark stewardat a carbootsale, every sunday, with two guys who are good mates of mine.
we're supposed to work 4 hours, but usually "work" for about 2- which involves chatting and waving cars through a gate, and slacking for the rest.
slacking involves:
-seeing who can throw traffic cones the furthest
-eating dodgy burger van food (a form of gambling)
-sitting on a barrel listening to music
-arguing with the public
-driving eachothers cars through cone slaloms
-robot dancing to confuse oncoming traffic
-racing snails up the sides of parked caravans.
...and many more antics that i cant be bothered to remember.
and every week we receive a full 4 hours pay :)
-also i was once caught by my boss handbrake turning on the field during work, tearing it up nicely. He was not best pleased.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 0:34, Reply)
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