
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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but i'm amazed i never got fired working for a well known pizza franchise as a manager....
*not turning up
*stealing wine/beer
*eating literally everything and letting staff eat what they want and drink what they want
*riding a bike around the restruant when it was still open
*taking about 15kg of sweets home.
*getting stoned on a regular basis and locking myself in the office for hours on end.
*not doing paperwork
*claiming pick'n'mix as a company expense
i'm sure there was more.
oops.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2007, 7:23, Reply)
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