Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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teamwork!I'm not a team player. I learned very quickly that being part of team means me carrying a bunch of apathetic retards and them getting an equal share of the praise for my work. Teamwork is a strategy of oppression and those who fall for it are weak-minded fools. That's why I:
- Never give money to collections for birthdays/leaving presents.
- Never offer to make tea or coffee for the team.
- Never join in any team-building activities (which we have to pay for).
- Never go to any leaving dos
- Wear formal clothes even though everyone else is in 'casual'.
I'm not very well liked. But there's no fucking team without me, eh?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:07, Reply)
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