Why should you be fired from your job?
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I love working in teams, me.
I get to do sweet FA for the entire project, whilst one or 2 really industrious 'bright sparks' do all the real work, pop a couple of brightly coloured visios into the project at the final call, and use words in client meetings like 'paradigm' and 'synergy' and walk off with a nice healthy bonus afterwards because I was part of the team that delivered the project on time.
I also (as discussed before) enjoy long boozy lunches and philandering with female members of staff.
In a previous life I'd have worked for the BBC, or in a government department, instead of for some deadbeat IT consultancy.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:34, Reply)
I get to do sweet FA for the entire project, whilst one or 2 really industrious 'bright sparks' do all the real work, pop a couple of brightly coloured visios into the project at the final call, and use words in client meetings like 'paradigm' and 'synergy' and walk off with a nice healthy bonus afterwards because I was part of the team that delivered the project on time.
I also (as discussed before) enjoy long boozy lunches and philandering with female members of staff.
In a previous life I'd have worked for the BBC, or in a government department, instead of for some deadbeat IT consultancy.
( , Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:34, Reply)
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