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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Not the worst job in the world but close enough
I used to work in a popular high street shop that sells underwear, sextoys and such like. It was seriously sick inducing being populated with fat chavs trying to fit into pvc, so one day when it was quiet I stole all of the batteries from all of the sextoys, cue much anger from the lady in charge as the chavs came back to complain that their rabbits didnt vibrate. So worth it. :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 17:26, Reply)

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