Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I work from home for myselfSo the freedom to do amazingly in-appropriate things is too far too tempting.
Apart from spending the entire working day naked, or speaking to customers whilst having a shit, i excelled this week by opening up all the mail and trying each envelope on as a hat one by one. It took half an hour and it was completely worth it.
(and if you're stuck for a balaclava, A4 brown envelopes with the see-through window is perfect)
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:28,
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