Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Ticket NazisIf there is someone who SHOULD be fired it is the ticket Nazi working on platform 13/14 at MAnchester Picadilly.
Anyone who uses the station will no him- he has a really loud voice - is always shouting and is guaranteed to focus on anyone who is a) Black, b) young or his particular favourite c) black and young.
I have actually seen him chase passengers and push one of them even though they BLATENTLY showed him their ticket.
He really feels the need to touch each ticket - which means everyone is held up hen they are trying to get to work/connecting trains.
All the others just stand there collecting thier wages- but he really feels like he is making a difference. Twunt of the HIGHESt degree (he even has be typing in bold - which just goes to show how much I hate him)
If you are reading this and have the power- SACK HIM.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 13:26, Reply)
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