Why should you be fired from your job?
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
« Go Back
Doh!
I can't be fired from my currant job. I work for my step-father and the repercussions would be nuclear. Besides I couldn't let someone else have to put up with his shitty moods when things aren't going well at work and his farting in the office.
Should have got fired from last job for taking too much speed at work. Mind you, it was the only way I could get throught the shit load of work we were expected to do.
Should have got fired from the job before that for shagging the bosses son. Oh sorry I did get fired from that job but that was for not doing the job that they weren't sure how I should be doing or could be bothered to let me know how to do. Eh!
( , Wed 15 Aug 2007, 14:25, Reply)
I can't be fired from my currant job. I work for my step-father and the repercussions would be nuclear. Besides I couldn't let someone else have to put up with his shitty moods when things aren't going well at work and his farting in the office.
Should have got fired from last job for taking too much speed at work. Mind you, it was the only way I could get throught the shit load of work we were expected to do.
Should have got fired from the job before that for shagging the bosses son. Oh sorry I did get fired from that job but that was for not doing the job that they weren't sure how I should be doing or could be bothered to let me know how to do. Eh!
( , Wed 15 Aug 2007, 14:25, Reply)
« Go Back