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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I DID get fired
1. for; 'Your tops ride up when you reach up to change the background' (photography studio) said the pregnant daddies-money-bought-my-business manageress whos top rode up and pants slid down.

2. for learning how to cheat the computer in a betting shop to pay me some extra wages.

I shouldn't get fired from my current job since I am self employed.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 16:18, Reply)

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