Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Maybe should have been, but wasn't.........When I was about 19 I used to work in a rather posh 5 star hotel. It was by far the easiest job i can imagine. Out of an 8 hour shift I had about 2 hours of work to do.
To fill in the rest of the time i'd rotate between our smoking room (roughly 3 hours per day), hiding in the large stock rooms behind piles of boxes(about 1 hour per day) and spending quality time with room maids(the other 2 hours)
During the time i was actually working part of my job was being responsible for organising uniforms for all the staff... all the attractive maids and waitresses got to walk around in very short skirts and tight blouses.
Along with that i topped it off with stealing loads of consumables (I was responsible for the stores too) and having first pick of anything in the lost property (Another part of my job)
The best thing was not one person ever realised how little i did and when i came to move on they begged me to stay for another month to train my replacement. Needless to say I told them where to go.
.......And when i was spending quality time with the room maids? Lets just say they needed to change some of the sheets again after i'd been to see them.
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