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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Amphetasandwich.
I shouldn't be fired from my job, I am hard working and trustworthy.
But the lady in the sandwich shop in Sydney who, when a large lump of speed fell from her nose into my baguette smiled, slapped some cheese on top and said "whoops" before bagging it up for me, should probably receive at least a verbal warning.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 20:07, Reply)

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