Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Spell checkerFirst job after graduating. Lame story and I didn't get the sack. I worked for the company that has just lost the court case with Novell and IBM. I worked in the testing group and we were testing the latest version of our word processing package for Unix. I and another grad spent at least a day on entering all manner of inappropriate words into the thesaurus to see what was suggested as a synonym. Getting beard back for fanny had us cackling for hours.
Another day when testing out the db package we created and record a pretty detailed booger database. Not sure if it tested the software but it while away the hours. Just glad no one asked for a detailed test report.
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