Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Not my current jobas I am a complete and utter saint at the moment ;-)
But a previous job I had where the bosses wife was an alcoholic. She would regularly come into the office with a bottle of "mineral water", absolutely stone cold sober, nip out of the office to boil the kettle (in the corridoor as the boss was too tight fisted to let us boil it in the office) and come back completely shit faced, all in the space of 15 minutes!
I couldn't get drunk that quick even if I tried!
Edit: Oh I almost forgot, she would regularly have paranoid episodes and believe we were plotting to take down her and her husband, when all we were doing was playing Quake. She also believed the fairies were after her...
Anyway, one day we had had enough, so me and the only other remaining member of the company, prized open her file cabinet and found a packet of biscuits she had stashed, alas, no alcohol. Anyway, we should have been fired as we wiped the biscuits around the rim of the toilet and pissed on a few, dried them, then put them back.
I hated that company for allot of reasons, but I hated the bosses wife more.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:03,
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