Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Kitchen nightmareWhilst doing my A Levels many years ago, I took a summer job as a kitchen porter in a small restaurant attached to a pub. This meant relentless pot washing in a hot cramped kitchen from 7pm-midnight, without a break (only smokers got a break) for a pittance wage and I'd go home stinking of fish batter and with hands like a leper.
The place was run by a complete bitch and her arsehole son. The bitch once loudly and publicly bollocked me for being less than a minute late.
One day during a busy shift, the rancid old bitch managed to accidentally lock herself in the walk in freezer out the back. With everyone at the front of the kitchen and with all the noise, I was the only person able to hear her banging on the door and calling to be let out.
I left her in there for about 20 minutes claiming I didn't know where she was. Her cries became more and more pitiful so I eventually let the bitch out explaining that I couldn't hear her cries for help. She was mildly traumatised and shaking like a shitting dog.
I wasn't sacked but did I quit after three shifts. Oh, did I mention she was a complete bitch?
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:34,
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