Variation
I heard a similar story ( But the more I think about it the more I doubt it's veracity ). Someone in a similar situation scanned the letter informing them that they had failed absolutely everything, then using Photoshop or something similar, used the erase tool to erase the F, I and L in the word FAIL just leaving the A so it looked as if they had in fact obtained an A for each subject, then printed it out to show potential employers. Here too the person became very successful and certainly earns a heck of lot more than the £53 per week or so That Iain Duncan Smith says he could happily live on.
(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 7:55, 2 replies)

I doubt he's any worse than any other in his department, maybe better after having to use real world skills and initiative. One hears stories of this sort of fraud but i saw the letter myself and the photocopy. Its probably harder to do nowdays but back then there was no or not much internet etc.
(Rrose Slavy, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 8:31, closed)

Oh god.
The daft cunt is going to front it out and pretend he's seen the evidence.

[facepalm]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 8:33, closed)

i think a name well known in the legal profession must have helped too. It's true though...having had dealings with a few "professionals" fibbing about qualifications is probably one of the least despicable things they do.
(Rrose Slavy, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:17, closed)

I doubt most people would need to think about either of these stories for more than the length of a blink to appreciate that they're complete bollocks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 8:32, closed)