I won a lapdance in a raffle
Long story short - while travelling Oz I went for a night out with some of my fellow hostel guests, and ended up in probably Adelaide's only strip club. After paying a small entrance fee we were given raffle tickets, the prize being a lap dance on the main stage.

Guess who's bloody numbers came out of the hat?

In a rush of embarrassment, I declined the prize and one of my travel companions went up instead. Good job too, the girl was a bit agile and I would have probably raised my hands up to shield my face from her huge stilettos wooshing towards my eyes, and been promptly dragged out the back for a kicking by the bouncers.

:o/
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:51, 2 replies)

You see what you did there was start with the short story and then give us the long version.
(hairybuddha, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:06, closed)

It's a couple of sentences - how short do you want it?
strip club raffle won lapdance gave prize away the end

that better?
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:09, closed)