WinningI once won a gas boiler from The Guardian. Tell us about times you've won, and the excellent and/or crappy prizes you've lifted.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:08)
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i would have gutted the cuntAnd then fed the chips one by one into freshly sliced purpose cut orifices after richly smothering them in salt and vinegar (kinda like a Patrick Batemanesque slot machine) whilst shouting "that's a bit fucking cheap, isn't it" over and over again until his twitching body finally succumbed to the inevitable slow and painful death he so richly deserved.
Either that or shuffle from foot to foot whilst calling him a wanker under my breath.
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