I know your pain
Monopoly is banned for similar reason. I reign supreme. Things came to a head about 15 years ago when I sat down with the inlaws to play a game. Things started badly when the little brother-in-law tried to give me old kent road and fifty pounds for Mayfair. As I politely declined, suggesting anyone that agreed to that deal should seek help, the inlaws were outraged. 'He's only ten' my father-in-law exclaimed. From then on it was the whole lot of them against me. As they each left the game, owing me money they left their estates to the little kid (without paying me off, mind).

I am sure if we could all watch footage of the game now, fifteen years later, the only one who would come out with any credit would be one ten year old boy as all around him adults pushed and pulled fro supremacy. I still won though. Cunts.
(mersault, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:39, 1 reply)

That's ridiculous
Ten years old, and you should have at least a basic knowledge of equivalent exchange. Tell them the next time he offers them a week's pocket money to fix the window he kicked a ball through, they should take it.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:45, closed)