Reet...
I won a set of roller skates when I was about 8 in a competition in Look-In. First prize was a Raleigh Chopper. By the time the skates turned up (I didn't even know I'd won, they just turned up) they were too small.

I won an electric carving knife in a raffle. 6 months later, I won an electric carving knife in a raffle...

I won £16000 on 'Who Wants To Sit In A Fucking Freezing Studio Asking Questions Put To You By The Bloke Who Did Tiswas In A Futile Attempt To Win A Million Pounds'. I didn't know the answer to the £32000 question so I bailed out and got looted by my kids at Christmas.

That's it really.

Ooh, almost forgot. I won a 'Carter USM' CD autographed by Mark Goodybags on his Radio 1 show about 17 years ago, I think it was a 'Guess the year' type thing. About 4 days later, I told one of the lads I worked with the answers to that day's question and he won summat too.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:54, 14 replies)

Link

or it never happened..

Cheers

to clarify, I want to see these two electric carving knives side by side. You liar.....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:58, closed)

I'm fucked if I know
where they are, it was somewhere around 20 years ago. 'Millionaire' was in 2001 but I have a scan of the cheque somewhere cos Barclays, the wankers, were supposed to send it back to me after 6 months but they lost it.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:05, closed)

What
Was the question you didn't know the answer to?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:06, closed)

Where Are The Carving Knives?

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:18, closed)

It was...
'What was the real first name of former Conservative Prime Minister Harold MacMillan'
A: Martin
B: Michael
C: Maurice
D: Montgomery

Every now and then, someone collars me in a shop and says 'I saw you on telly last night' because Challenge TV keep re-running it. I don't get repeat fees though.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:20, closed)

Pfft!

Harold you moron!
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:23, closed)

Aaaahh...
That's where I went wrong.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:24, closed)

If Only

you'd had me as "phone a friend"...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:26, closed)

Aye
I'll put you on my list next time and I'll buy you a pint. Or two.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:33, closed)

To be fair
That's a pretty hard for the £32000 question
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:33, closed)

Fuck
The Millionaire story. I want to see the carving knives!
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:18, closed)

My ex probably has them
and she'll have used them to cut up some kittens or babies.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:22, closed)

Pics?

Of her cutting up kittens?

We could meld them with my ex-wifes album of her mugging Big Issue sellers as they "deserve to be poor"

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:25, closed)

I'd ask her
but she frightens me.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:34, closed)