So, your story is
Flights to Thailand
I worked for a travel agent and the Christmas party prizes were always quality. One year the fancy dress theme was James Bond (it was 2007) so I decided to go all out to try and win.

So having spent 3 hours getting ready I turned up to catch the party boat at Sydney Aquarium which was absolutely packed with people.
I was pretty embarrassed to stand there waiting for my work friends on my own as I had turned up early.

At first my colleagues did not recognize me and I had to tell them who I am.

I am female and went dressed as Blofeld.

Still it was worth it as I won 2 tickets to Thailand.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:53, 1 reply)

Have you been hit
by some bizarre, story-quoting malware? Or are we just back from the pub?
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:22, closed)

Back from pub.
It was really because I was thinking that AB is a bit of a twat when he does this, so I thought I'd twat it up a bit myself.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 2 May 2011, 3:20, closed)

At least
you actually succeeded in being a twat, an improvement on your famous failed attempt to be a motherfucker. What's next?
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:41, closed)

I might go for being a berk.
I like the word at the moment after discovering it's rhyming slang for cunt, yet it's the sort of thing you hear parents calling their kids.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:49, closed)

( .Yeti., Mon 2 May 2011, 12:31, closed)

I know what you mean
It's weird; having opened Pandora's box I feel guilty whenever I accidentally say it around my Mum. Then she says it back to me.

In all fairness, not fully convinced she'd care even if she knew.
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:07, closed)