I'm a lottery winner!
I've won the lottery 6 times this year. Worst prize: £6.80. Best: £18.60.

I only put on a cou0ple of quid a week, so I'm in profit by £4.

Go me. I'm thinking of retiring on that.
(ScousersPet, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:30, 4 replies)

If this was posted
by anyone excapt a scouser, I'd have thought it was sarcasm.
(username failed moderation, Tue 3 May 2011, 12:52, closed)

Well...
... I have won on the lottery, I am a lottery winner.

Weirdly, I actually enjoy playing. It's like gambling-lite and I've not actually lost any money so far, so it's quite fun. Plus, I play online, so there's that little moment of anticipation when you see you've got an email telling you you've won something.
(ScousersPet, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:26, closed)

How do you win less than a tenner on the lottery?`

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 3 May 2011, 17:55, closed)

Euromillions
If you get two main numbers and one star (or one main and two star, I can't remember which) on the Euromillions, you get less than a tenner.
(ScousersPet, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:23, closed)