I won the sack relay race during my primary school sports day, when I were a nipper.....
I was the slowest runner in school, I even got beat by the fat kid. So when my team mates got paired with me they thought they were done for. While my long legs couldn't run very fast...turns out they could hop bloody well.

I still have the medal, it's the only sporting event I have ever won.

I did come third in the egg and spoon race the next year though. I retired that year, at the top of my sporting career.
( Bamboo Steamer, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)