Got this one done
One thing I really wanted to do was visit North Korea. I live in the South, so I had to travel up through China and fly in from there. During my time there, I had to keep it a secret where I was from. North Korea was great, the liquor was awesome, the women were beautiful. I know it's a failed state but some of the things the South gets wrong, the North does right. I learned a lot about the peninsula on that trip. On the way out, I'd heard the borderguards inspect your memory cards and erase any pictures they don't approve of. So I went to the washroom, undid my pants, and left a nice gift for them. Unfortunately they didn't search my camera at all.

A week after I got back, I woke up with severe chest pains. I went to the hospital, they hooked me up to an EKG, and determined that I was close to having a heart attack. I survived after a couple of very painful catheters (fortunately not going where you'd imagine), and now I live without alcohol and without meat. So, not really living at all.

Anyway, that was something I did before I died. Let me dig up that picture of myself sieg-heiling in front of the Kim Ilsung statue.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:30, 2 replies)

Did you sing "So ronery"?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:45, closed)

Nope
It would be painful to do such a poor imitation of a Korean accent.

I did sing Suicide is Painless though.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:32, closed)