Things to do before you die
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
Make this dog's box relax so I can withdraw.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 6:51,
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Bucket of cold water, apparently
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:16,
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Finger up the bum
(His, not yours)
Or it that to relax its jaw?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:50,
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Just cum!
Your natural shrinkage should liberate you.
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Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:15,
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I ended up doing this. It worked. thanks for the tip (return of anyway).
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 19:57,
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