Things to do before you dieSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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A number of my friends have proved this.To do before you die.
1) Assemble a significant amount of booze and drugs. Cane for a long time. Suffer few effects physically, but become dependent and a bit mental. Stop caring about self.
2) Go to rehab.
3) Spend a short amount of time clean and evangelical. Then just have the odd one.
Then it splits into two paths...
4a) Find yourself using regularly again and repeat above until...
4b) Do an inconsequential amount of drugs or booze. Keel over. Have nearest and dearest at funeral.
So, immediately before you die, get wrecked.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:18,
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No winners?So nobody succeeded in quitting in your circle? I know a lot of 4(a) and 4(b)'s I'll grant you, but I managed 4(c) so far. I'm nearly 39 and I gave up ...
Recreational drucks at 30 (8 yrs, 9 mths)
Cigarettes at 32 (6 yrs, 9 mths)
Alcohol at 37 (1 yr, 4 mths)
I think my worst vice now is choc eclairs. Mind you, given that I'm type 1 diabetic, they could kill me too!
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Not that I can think of really...Maybe one. And he's still criminal.
Most of the rest of us are back using again (to a varying extent), some homeless, a few dead. My best mate is using, is back inside for a few months, and his gf, aged 22, is dead.
I'm the cleanest of the bunch, although I'm not perfect and have the odd slip up here and there. Not often, but I had a boot earlier today, as it happens, during my lunch break. No more though.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:00,
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