It's pretty simple
1) Have some kind of success with my music - not huge, something like being able to cover costs would be great, release albums once a year that sell between 1000 and 5000 copies, play decent gigs with a decent turnout regularly (instead of once in every 10 shows), tour the UK and abroad annually and keep our integrity. Making fairly considerable progress on most of this, just need to keep chipping away for a few more years / records. Knowing what I know, I reckon I'd be a lot further on with this if the net and universal access to recording technology hadn't destroyed the scene as far as independent labels go.
2) Do the dirty sex with a variety of ladies in various combinations, including a variety of different races and skin tones. This one will haveta wait as I'm currently happily relationship'ed up but good things rarely last forever and I'm a realist, and if / when me and the lovely lady go our separate ways I'd like to fill my boots.
3) Own and drive a long wheel-base Land Rover Defender.
4) Keep a pet pig and a dog.
5) Be happy.
6) Once all the above are achieved, strap myself into a bomb and go out in a blaze of glory taking as many complete cnuts as possible with me - perhaps by targeting a reality tv show or BNP party conference. OK, may not get round to this if I'm being honest.
(rampants, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:10, 2 replies)

Re. 4)
Given that we're in the realm of fantasy here, why not get a hybrid pig-dog? A true Schweinhund - half Vietnamese Pot Belly, half Poodle... It would be a total ice-breaker in the park and definitely lead to loads of 2)
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:19, closed)

Schwein-hund
Perfect, I love it - any geneticists going to make me one on B3ta then?
(rampants, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:34, closed)