
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
( , Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Return to my mother and spend many long years enjoying her company
Stay true to the rules and boundaries of the aforementioned discipline
Ignore that uppity cow that I've always loved but who dismissed me as "that little boy"
Win a 2-on-1 swordfight with a man 4 times my age, retaining all limbs in the process
Try to remember that THEY'RE JUST FUCKING DREAMS and I shouldn't act ridiculously impulsively on them and foresake everything I've believed in all my life to try and solve a problem which may or may not manifest itself at some point in the future
Not bad. Do really regret the missing limbs, and my boss was pretty pissed about the small print of that last point. New one won't have that ridiculous design flaw. Do excuse me, I've got probes to launch and Admirals to throttle.
*Recently found out I can cross this one out too. Waiting til I meet the ungrateful brat. Can't go too badly wrong, can it?
( , Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:10, 4 replies)

but take out the *giveaway at the end* and let people guess.
( , Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:14, closed)

I think you might be right, if people can't guess from everything that precedes it they probably shouldn't be allowed near a keyboard in case they try to mate with it
( , Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:18, closed)

I've never been a fan. I only know what it's about from the Skywalker bit, and still don't get any of the references.
*mates with keyboard*
( , Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:25, closed)
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