My to-do list (I've crossed out the ones I've achieved already)
Win a high-speed race at an unfeasibly young age
Leave my only parent in seek of a more fulfilling life with a total stranger
Return to my mother and spend many long years enjoying her company
Learn a rare skill which will theoretically grant me a position of great importance
Stay true to the rules and boundaries of the aforementioned discipline
Ignore that uppity cow that I've always loved but who dismissed me as "that little boy"
Win a 2-on-1 swordfight with a man 4 times my age, retaining all limbs in the process
Get married, have kids*
Try to remember that THEY'RE JUST FUCKING DREAMS and I shouldn't act ridiculously impulsively on them and foresake everything I've believed in all my life to try and solve a problem which may or may not manifest itself at some point in the future
Assume position of underling to weird-looking bloke wearing unconvincing facial prosthetics and a hoodie
Massacre annoying children
Kill beardy twat of a former mentor (at second attempt, but it still counts)
Develop pronounced breathing problem
Oversee construction and ongoing protection of moon-sized space station

Not bad. Do really regret the missing limbs, and my boss was pretty pissed about the small print of that last point. New one won't have that ridiculous design flaw. Do excuse me, I've got probes to launch and Admirals to throttle.

*Recently found out I can cross this one out too. Waiting til I meet the ungrateful brat. Can't go too badly wrong, can it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:10, 4 replies)

Impeccably executed
but take out the *giveaway at the end* and let people guess.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:14, closed)

I did wonder about that
I think you might be right, if people can't guess from everything that precedes it they probably shouldn't be allowed near a keyboard in case they try to mate with it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:18, closed)

I wouldn't have guessed
I've never been a fan. I only know what it's about from the Skywalker bit, and still don't get any of the references.

*mates with keyboard*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:25, closed)

Bah, first one gave it away immediately.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 18:53, closed)

It took me until the facial prosthesis.

But then I have a life.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:37, closed)