I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Damn, third!A few weeks ago, some absolute tit decided to try and steal a car outside my house in the middle of the night.
Except he seemed to be the worst kind of tard, and just fcuked up. He set off the alarm, revved the engine, and then drove it straight into the car in front. Then sat there revving the engine some more. Then tried to reverse out of the space, and went straight into the car behind. This went on for quite a while. I almost down there to demonstrate how to steal a car, so I could get some sleep. Pillock.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:56, 1 reply)
Cripes...Imagine being so backward that when, deciding that you can't do anything than be a thief, you find out you're crap at that too.
*clank*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:40,
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