Chav assault and vigilante justice.
A year or two ago, three of us were getting a take-away pizza one night. The shop being the only thing open for a couple of miles around, it seems to attract youngsters and usually has a few chavs mooching outside.

As we were leaving, another car pulled up outside with 3 or 4 teenagers in. Apparently there was a bit of 'unfinished business' between the driver and 'head chav' as a few cans of cheapo booze were launched at the car, then 'head chav' attempted to drag the driver out to the soundtrack of several inebriated harpies who had now surrounded the car.

In the process of escape, the driver clipped a couple of the harpies as he drove off. The brunt of the damage was inflicted on 'head chav' though. As driver had reversed (hastily) from the parking spot to flee the attack, he'd somehow knocked his assailant to the ground in such a position to be in the path of his dramatic exit wheelspin.

'Head chav' squealed like a little girl. For quite a while. Well, until we'd driven off too.

EDIT: Sounds more serious than it was, 'Head chav's legs went under (and round) the front right wheel. One leg seemed to go around the wheel-arch a couple of times. I think he may have ahd a sprained ankle or worse.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 13:05, Reply)