I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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crime preventionThis is my mate's story but as he is not a B3tan I'll tell it on his behalf.
His nick name is Two Tonne Mick; because
a) his first name is Micheal,
and
b) he wieghs about two tonnes (probably 22 stone).
He and his girlfriend are drving back to their flat in his GF's car. They pull up the communal drive when they see a proper skanky looking skelly using a screwdriver to force the padlock of Two Tonne Micks works van.
Mick casually walks up to the thief just as he gets the padlock off. He then slams the guy's head into the rear door of his van resulting in a near perfect impression of the guy's slack jawed, sloping forehead cranium in the door panel. (will try and get photo of this over the weekend)
You can actually see the thief's startled expression in the dent.
He then started to cry.
Mick never got the panel beaten out, he reckons it wards of other skellies.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:53, 2 replies)
.....I'd like to see a picture of that!
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 5:16,
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Post it!I'll click if you do. :)
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 12:30, closed)
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